no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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