The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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