what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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