he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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