Can Purell be used as lube?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sorry my hands just texted you
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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