so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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