she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Randomize
