my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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