BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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