i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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