the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.