please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think I sprained my soul last night
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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