felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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