thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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This is the high leading the old right now
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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