So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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