Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize