Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious