I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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