Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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