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• (248): View more from Michigan

  piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  she was so not down for the gang bang

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  And then the night went full on bisexual.

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