Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?