It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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