Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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