No subtext here. People are naked.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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