You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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