I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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