I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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