Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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