But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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