I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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