Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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