just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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