I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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