y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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