I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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