i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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