Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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