Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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