it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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