Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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