Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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