If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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