Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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