But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My hand turned me down
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
it was like his penis was on wheels.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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