What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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