There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
