I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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