I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
