He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
wow bdsm is so cute
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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