Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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