No awkward lesbian experiences without me
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water