do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize