Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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