About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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