ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.