nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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