ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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