I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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