She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
