4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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