she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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