as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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