Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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