Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize