Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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